Dana Hamm started out doing the fitness-magazine scene, with cover shoots for publications like MuscleMag, Muscle & Fitness, American Curves. She’s moved on to men’s magazines — Maxim, FHM, Zoo, Nuts, Loaded, GQ, Esquire, Max — and has modeled for Guess and Bebe. She’s just filmed her first movie, Black Taipan, and has a central role in the new Stripperella comic book drawn by Anthony Lee Winn — read about that here. On top of all that, she gives the most comprehensive advice on grooming your junk we’ve ever received. And we have received a lot.
For more Dana, try DanaHamm.com, DanaHammPortfolio.com, facebook.com/dbarbourhamm (personal page), and facebook.com/officialdanahamm (fan page).
Birthplace: North Carolina
Current location: Columbus, OH
Measurements: 34DD-23-34
I think my best physical feature is: Probably my eyes…they are a pale bluish/green. Kind of like vampire eyes
Men say my best physical feature is: They say my eyes and lips, but of course they never forget my breasts either. You know how boys are.
Tattoos, and what they mean: Surprise! I don’t have any tattoos. Any model or actress who gets many visible tattoos isn’t serious about her career.
Sexiest woman ever: Angelina Jolie in her wild-child days was pretty tough to beat! She didn’t even need a body — it was all her about her face. But there are a lot of very sexy women: Sofia Loren, Bianca Balti, Penelope Cruz…
Sexiest man ever: I’m sure it sounds so cliché, but Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, and Benico Del Toro are all superbly handsome with seamless acting skills. However, Brad still wins first place, because he is all-American, and just cool without trying. Recently, I watched his new movie Money Ball I think it’s one of the best movies of the year.
My best trait is: My friends and family would probably say my sense of humor. I tend to make people laugh a lot. And I like that, because laugher is the best medicine. I’m a goofball most of the time. I try not to take myself too seriously.
My worst habit is: Biting my fingernails. I’ve been doing it since I was a little tiny kid. I can’t seem to stop! Otherwise, I’m nearly perfect! Not.
I wish more men would: Get rid of the ultra macho act! Talk less and listen more. Confidence is a must, but slightly shy men are soooo sexy! Don’t be afraid to show your softer side to a girl you really like, because she will not be able to resist you!
The key to my heart is: There is no exact ‘key’ to my heart. It takes a checklist of outstanding characteristics for me to truly connect with someone long-term.
Compliment me on: Whatever part of me that you sincerely notice at the moment.
How much should a man groom his private parts?: As much as possible — cleanliness is a must. Pubic hair is rarely a good thing in my opinion. It is so unsightly, especially if there is any length whatsoever. I say shave everything completely, except the pubic bone area, which is okay to trim short. You don’t want that area to feel prickly, so keep it soft, but definitely groomed.
My grooming down there: Luckily, I have very little body hair, so I keep things down there in good shape just by shaving. Triple blade razor, of course.
Favorite style of panties: I love thong panties, especially g-strings, but I sleep in boy shorts, because they are so comfortable.
What I like in a bra: Support, of course! That’s a must, but it also has to be soft and silky feeling against my skin. I’m all about comfort. I love Victoria’s Secret bras best. Right now I’m wearing a black bra called the “Demi Uplift” and it feels great! I don’t like my bras to have extra padding, but I don’t buy paper thin bras either. They must feel substantial to give the right amount of support while still being super soft.
Pet name for my boobs: My babies
What I love about my boobs: They are real! And they are the ultimate accessory to every outfit. Having large breasts is like being a guy with a 10″ penis — it’s sexually empowering!
When it comes to my body, please do: Massage me! I love to be rubbed. I also love to be teased. There’s nothing hotter than a passionate build-up to sex.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Rush me or try to man-handle me right off the bat.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: If you’ve got to make rules, something’s wrong. I think bedroom etiquette is along the same lines as any other kind of etiquette — you should always be considerate of the other person and find out what pleasures you both the most.
Physical feature I like to show off: It all depends on my mood and the time of year, of course. In the spring and summer I tend to show off everything by wearing short shorts and fairly skimpy tops or little dresses. I keep it classy though — I always aim to look elegant. The rest of the year it’s more of a cleavage thing, because I live in a cold climate and have to stay warm.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: What is “sexiest” is in the eye of the beholder. I feel sexy in a number of different outfits. My boyfriend loves it best when I wear baggy, white, gauze pants and button-up shirt with no bra. That’s his ideal brand of ‘sexy’. He loves it when I’m dressed to look relaxed and playful. For me it’s all about the shoes — I love fashion stilettos and they definitely make me feel sexy! I tend to feel sexiest in fitted clothes that show off my legs and curves, but in a sophisticated way the looks high end. I absolutely loathe women who dress trashy — I don’t care what they look like.
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Hosiery. Thigh high panty hose or fishnet stockings, maybe garter belts and some sheer lace. It’s sometimes a pain to put on, but it’s well worth it.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Facially, I like a strong jawline and full lips. Bodywise, I think well-developed pecs are very sexy. I also love muscular forearms! See, I can never just pick one!
My favorite trait in a man: Heart-felt sincerity, because without that you have nothing.
A man will impress me if: He is loyal.
A man will turn me on if: He works hard to please me and win my attention.
A man will disappoint me if: He has no will power.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Give in to whatever I want.
I will not even give you a second look if: You don’t carry yourself with confidence.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: If men are in a group with their friends they usually act silly and immature. They start elbowing each other and giggling. I find that to be completely off-putting. It’s best just to smile and keep quiet if you’re really that clueless about how to act around a woman.
I will sleep with you when: The urge hits me.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re not hard working, accomplished and successful at something recognizable.
I am the ideal woman because: My personality doesn’t match my appearance. I’m not superficial and I can’t be bought.
I am not the ideal woman because: I’m not submissive. I’ll kick your ass if you cross me.
I am the best in the world at: Hm, is this is a trick question? I’ll just say I’ve mastered a few things in life.
I need a man who will: Support me in my endeavors and work hard to create a good life for us, even in the simplest ways.
In my opinion, astrology is: Interesting and contains some truth, but not to be taken too seriously.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: What a perfectionist I am; interior design is a huge passion of mine.
The last movie that made me laugh: I watched Step Brothers on DVD for the 1,000th time last night, and it always makes me laugh!!
The last movie that made me cry: I don’t know. I have gotten teary eyed in a lot of movies, but Marley & Me was one movie that almost made me sob out loud!
My philosophy of love: True love is the greatest experience you can ever have, but it’s certainly not always easy. There are highs in lows in everything great.
My philosophy of life: Yes, live life to the fullest and work hard to leave your mark on this earth, but always aim to make wise decisions along the way. Bad decisions change the playing field completely.
Mike James
