Never let it be said that 15 minutes of fame can't get you a long way in life...
While the majority of the rejects from Big Brother have gone onto such tantalising careers as hosts of The Up Late Game Show, radio presenters in Adelaide, or the equally tantalising profession of "Hot Dog Salesman" - there is one who has risen above the swath of D-list idiots to reign supreme as "one of the best pair of norgs in Australia" to quote one anonymous man.
Ladies... well, let's face it... Gentlemen - we give you Krystal Forscutt.
This Aussie youngster (born July 12, 1986) shot into the limelight in 2006 as a reality show contestant on Big Brother Australia. But she really made headlines for her bulbous fake boobs during her tender teens to her yet-to-be-developed body.
Krystal Forscutt and her colossal cleavage caused quite a stir when it was revealed that she was very young, yet still had the cosmetic surgery. Many commentators opined that this was sending a bad message to young women with body issues.
While most of us girls will question the relevance of orbs of plastic/saline/silicone being inserted into our chests, deep down we all know that getting them done would most certainly boost the social profile.
As sad as it is folks, a personality will win you awards, but boobs will win you free drinks on a Saturday night.
Since entering the Big Brother house with her equally busty mother, Karen, it is reported that Forscutt has gone on to be one of the most financially successful contestants of the series ever - world wide.
Soon after being booted from the house (much to the dismay of thousands of Australian teenage boys) Krystal was snapped up by the newly founded Zoo Weekly Magazine (who until Krystal, had employed Celebrity Big Brother contestant Imogen Bailey as the face of the magazine) and has since appeared as a regular columnist in the mag, the face of their TV campaigns as well as the Zoo Weekly covergirl almost EVERY-SINGLE-WEEK.
Still not sure who she is? Next time you go to fill up your petrol tank with $1.40-a-litre worth of petrol, simply glance to your left or right to the "Smut Stand" (or as many men call it "The Greatest View In The World") and there will be Krystal's jubblies angrily staring you right in the face.
The busty brunette was also voted runner up of FHM’s 'Sexiest Aussie Babes' list in 2007, as well as becoming a crowd favourite on the Australian TV series It Takes Two (a singing show for 'celebrities').
But she's not all boobs and butt, with Krystal a regular supporter of the 'Youth Off The Streets' program. It is a NSW based charity established by Father Chris Reilly that helps to turn around the lives of homeless and drug addicted young Australians.
But Australia is simply the launching pad for Forscutt, who is set to burst into the modelling stratosphere after it was announced that Krystal was set to appear in the new Need for Speed video game, Need for Speed: ProStreet, which makes her the first Australian to have a character in a Need for Speed game ever.
Not bad for someone with no real skills besides knowing a plastic surgeon.
So will we lose Krystal to the US? Will she be the next big thing? Will she be the next Yahoo Serious?
Who is Yahoo Serious, and what was he thinking when he made Mr. Accident? All valid questions, and all questions which we will simply have to wait and see in order to get an answer.Either way - in the words of my boyfriend - "Them's some sweet cans".
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