Dana Hamm Likes a Shy Guy Who Isn’t Prickly

Dana Hamm started out doing the fitness-magazine scene, with cover shoots for publications like MuscleMag, Muscle & Fitness, American Curves. She’s moved on to men’s magazines — Maxim, FHM, Zoo, Nuts, Loaded, GQ, Esquire, Max — and has modeled for Guess and Bebe. She’s just filmed her first movie, Black Taipan, and has a central role in the new Stripperella comic book drawn by Anthony Lee Winn — read about that here.

On top of all that, she gives the most comprehensive advice on grooming your junk we’ve ever received. And we have received a lot.

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Birthplace: North Carolina

Current location: Columbus, OH

Measurements: 34DD-23-34

I think my best physical feature is: Probably my eyes…they are a pale bluish/green. Kind of like vampire eyes

Men say my best physical feature is: They say my eyes and lips, but of course they never forget my breasts either. You know how boys are.

Tattoos, and what they mean: Surprise! I don’t have any tattoos. Any model or actress who gets many visible tattoos isn’t serious about her career.

Sexiest woman ever: Angelina Jolie in her wild-child days was pretty tough to beat! She didn’t even need a body — it was all her about her face. But there are a lot of very sexy women: Sofia Loren, Bianca Balti, Penelope Cruz…

Sexiest man ever: I’m sure it sounds so cliché, but Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, and Benico Del Toro are all superbly handsome with seamless acting skills. However, Brad still wins first place, because he is all-American, and just cool without trying. Recently, I watched his new movie Money Ball I think it’s one of the best movies of the year.

My best trait is: My friends and family would probably say my sense of humor. I tend to make people laugh a lot. And I like that, because laugher is the best medicine. I’m a goofball most of the time. I try not to take myself too seriously.

My worst habit is: Biting my fingernails. I’ve been doing it since I was a little tiny kid. I can’t seem to stop! Otherwise, I’m nearly perfect! Not.

I wish more men would: Get rid of the ultra macho act! Talk less and listen more. Confidence is a must, but slightly shy men are soooo sexy! Don’t be afraid to show your softer side to a girl you really like, because she will not be able to resist you!

The key to my heart is: There is no exact ‘key’ to my heart. It takes a checklist of outstanding characteristics for me to truly connect with someone long-term.

Compliment me on: Whatever part of me that you sincerely notice at the moment.

How much should a man groom his private parts?: As much as possible — cleanliness is a must. Pubic hair is rarely a good thing in my opinion. It is so unsightly, especially if there is any length whatsoever. I say shave everything completely, except the pubic bone area, which is okay to trim short. You don’t want that area to feel prickly, so keep it soft, but definitely groomed.

My grooming down there: Luckily, I have very little body hair, so I keep things down there in good shape just by shaving. Triple blade razor, of course.

Favorite style of panties: I love thong panties, especially g-strings, but I sleep in boy shorts, because they are so comfortable.

What I like in a bra: Support, of course! That’s a must, but it also has to be soft and silky feeling against my skin. I’m all about comfort. I love Victoria’s Secret bras best. Right now I’m wearing a black bra called the “Demi Uplift” and it feels great! I don’t like my bras to have extra padding, but I don’t buy paper thin bras either. They must feel substantial to give the right amount of support while still being super soft.

Pet name for my boobs: My babies

What I love about my boobs: They are real! And they are the ultimate accessory to every outfit. Having large breasts is like being a guy with a 10″ penis — it’s sexually empowering!

When it comes to my body, please do: Massage me! I love to be rubbed. I also love to be teased. There’s nothing hotter than a passionate build-up to sex.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Rush me or try to man-handle me right off the bat.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: If you’ve got to make rules, something’s wrong. I think bedroom etiquette is along the same lines as any other kind of etiquette — you should always be considerate of the other person and find out what pleasures you both the most.

Physical feature I like to show off: It all depends on my mood and the time of year, of course. In the spring and summer I tend to show off everything by wearing short shorts and fairly skimpy tops or little dresses. I keep it classy though — I always aim to look elegant. The rest of the year it’s more of a cleavage thing, because I live in a cold climate and have to stay warm.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: What is “sexiest” is in the eye of the beholder. I feel sexy in a number of different outfits. My boyfriend loves it best when I wear baggy, white, gauze pants and button-up shirt with no bra. That’s his ideal brand of ‘sexy’. He loves it when I’m dressed to look relaxed and playful. For me it’s all about the shoes — I love fashion stilettos and they definitely make me feel sexy! I tend to feel sexiest in fitted clothes that show off my legs and curves, but in a sophisticated way the looks high end. I absolutely loathe women who dress trashy — I don’t care what they look like.

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Hosiery. Thigh high panty hose or fishnet stockings, maybe garter belts and some sheer lace. It’s sometimes a pain to put on, but it’s well worth it.

My favorite physical feature on a man: Facially, I like a strong jawline and full lips. Bodywise, I think well-developed pecs are very sexy. I also love muscular forearms! See, I can never just pick one!

My favorite trait in a man: Heart-felt sincerity, because without that you have nothing.

A man will impress me if: He is loyal.

A man will turn me on if: He works hard to please me and win my attention.

A man will disappoint me if: He has no will power.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Give in to whatever I want.

I will not even give you a second look if: You don’t carry yourself with confidence.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: If men are in a group with their friends they usually act silly and immature. They start elbowing each other and giggling. I find that to be completely off-putting. It’s best just to smile and keep quiet if you’re really that clueless about how to act around a woman.

I will sleep with you when: The urge hits me.

I will never sleep with you if: You’re not hard working, accomplished and successful at something recognizable.

I am the ideal woman because: My personality doesn’t match my appearance. I’m not superficial and I can’t be bought.

I am not the ideal woman because: I’m not submissive. I’ll kick your ass if you cross me.

I am the best in the world at: Hm, is this is a trick question? I’ll just say I’ve mastered a few things in life.

I need a man who will: Support me in my endeavors and work hard to create a good life for us, even in the simplest ways.

In my opinion, astrology is: Interesting and contains some truth, but not to be taken too seriously.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: What a perfectionist I am; interior design is a huge passion of mine.

The last movie that made me laugh: I watched Step Brothers on DVD for the 1,000th time last night, and it always makes me laugh!!

The last movie that made me cry: I don’t know. I have gotten teary eyed in a lot of movies, but Marley & Me was one movie that almost made me sob out loud!

My philosophy of love: True love is the greatest experience you can ever have, but it’s certainly not always easy. There are highs in lows in everything great.

My philosophy of life: Yes, live life to the fullest and work hard to leave your mark on this earth, but always aim to make wise decisions along the way. Bad decisions change the playing field completely.

Spanish Soccer Girls

Spanish footballers didn’t come to South Africa unprepared, with them are their perfected skills and unwavering support from their countrymen, and that includes the FHM Spain‘s hot soccer girls. It’s country’s first time to enter the World Cup finals after they beat Germany by a header. So it’s deserving to present some triple-combo treat to Spain’s soccer fans in the US. You’re going to love this sexy soccer girls in action. We don’t know their names yet, but the body can tell, so better remember them before you sleep. Get to the goal and check this hot soccer girls pics below.

Aussie Jacinta Rokich

The Gold Coast of Australia richly deserves its name. People have flocked the city for centuries, though they may not have actually mined gold there. What we have unearthed though, are several babes much more precious than the aforementioned metal. Babes like Jacinta Rokich here. The rockin’ model has worked for top fashion magazines and has traveled extensively, all before she was two decades old.

Awful Things It’s Apparently Okay to Celebrate On Halloween

Unless you’re an amoral pornographer—wait, that’s a double negative. Unless you’re just a pornographer, you probably have some reservations about the idea of a donkey or a moose cub being sodomized. We’re pretty sure the bible mentions something about being damned for all eternity for having sex with an animal. If it wasn’t for Halloween, perhaps we’d never be able to joke around and comprehend the tangible physical logistics of such a thing. Thanks, Halloween!

For the other 364 days out of the year, America and other Western nations spend a good chunk of money on propaganda designed to convince people not to blow themselves up in an effort to get those 72 virgins. And normally, authority figures and law enforcement specialists would frown upon seeing somebody walking down the street draped in robes and strapped with plastic bricks. But on a day that was started to honor the memory of the dead, apparently it’s fair game to commemorate people who kill themselves for a living.

Usually, dead babies are kind of a sad thing. But turn that bead baby into a satanic, flesh-eating zombie antichrist, and WHAMMY—let’s party America! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! Dead babies are like pretty much anything in that if you make it a zombie, or somehow associate it with a zombie, all meaning is thrown out the window…all meaning except awesomeness, that is. BAM!

If there was ever any doubt that the used tampon visual was the most effective boner suppressant of all time, the first five minutes of the movie Carrie squashed it. Used tampons have roughly the same effect on guys that salt has on garden snails. But it’s not that big of a deal, because Halloween is no time for boners. Wait, what are we saying? There’s always time for boners. And speaking of…

What do spontaneous boners and ninjas have in common? They both strike when you least expect it. What do spontaneous boners and ninjas not have in common? Spontaneous boners wait until you’re in a public place to do it. Because of this, every guy learns early on in life that they are to be both greatly feared and concealed by any means necessary. And this is why Halloween really doubles as Christmas for guys still capable of a stray boner here and there, because they finally have a chance to be proud of their business.

Few things in life are creepier than this commercial about anorexia, which would make it all the more maddening to think about people joking about it. For all the social pressure to be thin and the psychological havoc it creates in millions of women, you’d think they’d rather dress up as Ike Turner than endorse an effigy of an anorexic chick. Then again, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Playboy Suggestions

The Smoking Jacket

Pimping the Pimp

California seems to have officially ruled on the definition of a pimp. A recent case saw a guy plead not guilty to being a pimp after trying to convince an undercover cop posing as a prostitute to come and work for him. The rule in California reads that a person cannot encourage someone to become a prostitute, but the guy said he didn’t encourage her to “become” one because she already was one. Well the joke is on you, guy who thought he wasn’t a pimp, because the courts ruled that the law was aimed at people trying to get prostitutes to work for them, no matter what their current profession. Unfortunately this means that you can’t call yourself a pimp anymore just because you have a little game at the club. That just means you have game. Unless you are out there convincing people to work under you as prostitutes, you are not a pimp.

You’re just Borat: “We just a couple of pimps.. no Ho’s”

Niki Gudex

Usually when you hear the term “biker babe” you think of a tough girl behind the handlebars of a handlebar, and while that might do it for some, it isn’t everybody’s idea of beauty. Niki Gudex however, is a bicyclist and all that can mean is that she has a great, toned body. Just look at her pictures for proof.